eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm


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[aggressively loses to electtonic in bowling]


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im on a train y’all

on mobile so I cant put this under a cut but
ok so mum and I couldnt find the station, so we missed my train at 3:20
So then we finally found the station at nearly 5, and spent ten minutes getting my train switched from the 3:20 to the 5:37
So then mom went to confirm me riding w/o an adult (unacompanied minor rules) and hER LICENSE EXPIRED LAST MAY
so we had to go get a supervisor (her name is lolita) to confirm, then we had to fill out paperwork, then lolita had to walk me to my conductor and apparently unacompanied minors gET FIRST CLASS SEATS
so thats hoe I ended up sipppin free water from a wifi seat with a charger port next to some cute boys


In ten minutes ill be on my way to the station to visit electtonic omg
nervous as heckie but also super excite


willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY


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getyourman:

Part I of the easy-to-read all-in-one package of “Human After All”

Part II


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twistedfilmsofficial:

curbside-service:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

nicotineintheafternoon:

daryl-fuckme-dixon:

spookyscaryscary:

a collection of some of my favorites

"the recession has hit us hard"

I love tumblr in an unhealthy way

my favorite posts on tumblr are collections of posts on tumblr that depict the sheer insanity of tumblr

At least 3 potato.

3 potato


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tardisy-wardisy:

wubatomicparticle:

tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever

well it was either this or lord of the flies


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art-is-the-word:

reapergrellsutcliff:

this is pretty neato


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fuck i might be gettin into transformers

fuCK HOW








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