Can you hear it? Is the sound of my heart breaking.
songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown
and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down
what am I supposed to be afraid of pillows or something
but you, unlike me, are a git
the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it- it might be sick
there’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor
and they’d love to have me, we’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in
are you actually as stupid as you look?
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
NO NO NO NO NO NO.
How much is this monstrosity?
If its cheap, I might buy it - and make the other 2/3 of the outfit they seem to have forgotten. Like the pants.
It’s +$100. I kid you not.
good idea for a film
it’s about a cop who - get this - doesn’t play by the rules. this guy… he’s something of a loose cannon. but here’s the twist: he doesn’t play by the rules. he’s a lone wolf. you could even say he doesn’t play by the rules. sometimes he actually breaks the rules. that is to say, instead of playing by them. them being the rules. of which he does not play by.
asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties