Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema,The Roses of Heliogabalus (1888) details.
remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes
That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear
My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you
Friendly reminder that in Final Fantasy VII Professor Hojo went tanning at the beach with his GODDAMN LAB COAT ON
Like one of the beach babes says, it’s the mark of a true intellectual!
True story: Prof. Hojo has lab coat tan (or sunburn) lines.
"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."
*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*
"The Bible says Adam and Eve,
not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”
Mom: “your just going through a stage”
Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*
trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less
rly want to text my mom telling her i Cannot Today but i kno shes just gonna be pissed and probably ground me for being a terrible child
I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society